bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh)

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn)

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet